Author: Wattle

On a quiet afternoon making a collendar page causes a delay to incorrect eating. On today’s collendar page I have reminded myself that a half of a commercial brand mango ice cream is enough. I do not need a whole one so I will not have a whole one. Certainly I don’t need the two or three whole commercial brand mango ice creams that are currently residing, apparently less safely than I thought, in the freezer.

Sometimes a delay to incorrect eating is sufficient to turn the situation into a correct eating one. Some extra fruits might help. As well as apples and bananas an afternoon snack might include an extra mango. It is really quite amazing just how long a mango stone can be gnawed on, the mango itself can be the source of a different sort of delay to incorrect eating.

My keyboard sometimes runneth over with toast crumbs. In the past some cigarette ash has sometimes also floated down into the keys. Never mind. A good shake and the keyboard is back to as good as new. This is all testimony to the great talent of electrical engineers.

I wonder if they design for eating mangoes at keyboard? I don’t think I had better test that one.

After a few weeks of dining on mangoes I have to report that the novelty is rapidly dwindling. I knew it would.

On the one hand, all covered in mango juice, they do taste delicious. I like them, I do enjoy them. However, on the other hand, which is also covered in mango juice, they are a difficult fruit to eat. Very difficult. I am not sure that the deliciousness of them equals the annoying, difficult fuss of eating them. My chin runneth over with mango juice.

This is where making collendar pages helps me. After giving my hands a monster wash and dry, making a collendar page reminds me to keep true to the Mangober eating theme. There are many great images that may be paired with mangoes. Some are “Great”, “Shine” and “Win”. “Win”, “Win”, “Win”.