Hello this is Wattle, reporting to you from the Shining White Plate.
The venue looks fabulous, really its just amazing with all the shining stainless steel reflecting hundreds of knives, forks and spoons at tables covered in many different types of material cloths, all the shades of green you can ever imagine.
This year’s Septnana Spring Vegelogies are being co-hosted by Meet Beef and by Potato, who I must say is looking distinctly less than he was at last year’s Vegelogies.
Dressed in a beautiful light salmon pink sheen coating, a blushing Mushroom is now thanking its mentors, Cream and Port after receiving The Best Sauce Vegelogie. It came as a great surprise to everyone, including Mushroom itself, because this is the first year that a Funghi has won a Vegelogie.
Bean, looking very tall and slender in a shining, silky, sheath outfit has taken out the Best Green Vegelogie.
As expected, a very confident Cauliflower has accepted the Vegelogie for the category of Best Steamed. She looks stunning in a green cape with a white velvet dappled frock. During that advertising break she said that she would like to thank her Cullinary BFF (Best Friend Forever) for cooking her in such an attractive way, night after night for a whole month, giving her such maximum exposure and placing her strongly in the running to win the award.
Well viewers, that just about sums it all up for this year’s Septnana Spring Vegelogies.
This is Wattle signing off now, from the Shining White Plate.